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Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions (Lines for All Occasions)
Knock Knock Books, 2008
Stop Being One Upped
If you're the person who never has a comeback for a pitiful "Yo mama" joke a friend told, then you need this. Impress all your friends by making them think that you actually made up the comebacks yourself. At least that's what I do.
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Excuses and Lies for All Occasions (Lines for All Occasions)
Knock Knock Books, 2008
Liar Liar
I absolutely love the description on the back of the book, yes everybody does lie. This book provides a plethora of options for getting out of just about anything or getting yourself in more trouble (depending on how good your delivery is).
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How to Traumatize Your Children (Self-Hurt)
Knock Knock
Knock Knock Books, 2007
Terrific, funny book - Hits a too little close to home?
This book is a hoot! Get it for your friends who are about to have kids, already have kids, or who are thinking about having kids! This book is written very straight -- the funny part is that all the horrible "advice" it gives you about how to go about traumatizing ...
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Breakups and Rejections All Occasions (Lines for All Occasions)
Knock Knock Books, 2008
Never flub a breakup again
Never have words of wisdom flowed so freely. This book offers a plethora of ways to dis your significant other or employer. The best part is the array of rejections, from blatant to letting them down softly.
This book will ensure constant chuckles (at least on your ...
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The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self-Diagnosis for Hypochondriacs
Knock Knock
Knock Knock Books, 2007
Greatest coffee table book EVER
I had this book out when family was over and everyone was checking it out. Basically, you look up your symptom (headache, whatever) and the book tells you what terrible disease you're dying from. I don't understand the reviewer complaining about the medical advice -- ...
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The Crisis of American Foreign Policy: Wilsonianism in the Twenty-first Century
G. John Ikenberry, Thomas J. Knock, ...
Princeton University Press, 2008
Was George W. Bush the true heir of Woodrow Wilson, the architect of liberal internationalism? Was the Iraq War a result of liberal ideas about America's right to promote democracy abroad? In this timely book, four distinguished scholars of American foreign policy discuss the relationship between the ideals of Woodrow Wilson and those of George W. ...
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Pickups and Come-Ons for All Occasions (Lines for All Occasions)
Knock Knock
Knock Knock Books, 2008
Oh Come-On!
It makes me glad that more guys my age don't read, because with these lines how could I resist? These lines are a million times better than the typical bar pickup lines and shows that someone really put some thought into shamelessly hitting on you.
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How to Drive Like a Maniac (Self-Hurt)
Knock Knock
Knock Knock Books, 2007
So true ... So hilarious!
This book is so funny. It would probably be even funnier if it wasn't true that so many people drive crazy like this. Even though I live in Los Angeles, there were many things in the book that I've never even thought of. I'm a bad driver, but now I can be even worse!
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The Savvy Convert's Guide to Choosing a Religion
Knock Knock
Knock Knock Books, 2008
Religion by Spreadsheet
Thank goodness for the fold out spreadsheet so that I can easily choose my religion based on cost. As a 20 something cost is always an issue. Thanks to this chart I can immediately rule out Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn and Scientology.
The sidebars on each page ...
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Holiday Remarks and Replies for All Occasions (Lines for All Occasions)
Knock Knock
Knock Knock Books, 2008
Keep Sane Through the Holidays
This book is hilarious and I plan to give it out as a pre-Christmas gift to several friends and family, namely the ones that become basket cases over the holiday season. Asking for exactly what you want and also skillfully rejecting regifts and gifts from the Dollar ...
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Therapy Flash Cards
Knock Knock
knock knock, 2005
-60 cards in all, each with a key word of intrapsychic vocabulary
-Includes tips on classic pedagogic techniques
-Laminated cardstock flashcards are 5 x 7 inches
-Laminated playing-card-style box is 5 x 7 x 1 inches
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To End All Wars: Woodrow Wilson and the Quest for a New World Order
Thomas J. Knock
Princeton University Press, 1995
Turning Your Head Around on Woodrow Wilson
Professor Knock turned my head around on the foreign policies of Woodrow Wilson. This book takes the reader back into the 1890s, when Wilson was a professor of politics and history, in its quest to understand the evolution of his foreign policy thru American entry ...
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Things You Do That Really Piss Me Off
Knock Knock
Knock Knock, 2008
6x9 pad with 60 tear off sheets to fill out and give to loved ones. A great & funny way to blow off steam!
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The Takeout Cookbook: How to Order, Eat, and Care for Food You Didn't Cook
Knock Knock
Knock Knock Books, 2007
Never cooking again
The title says it all ... Now I never have to worry again! I no longer have to explain when guests ask where all the food is in my fridge-just point to the book. Well done and funny as hell ... kinda like dinner.
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How to Have an Ill-Behaved Dog (Self-Hurt)
Knock Knock
Knock Knock Books, 2007
Dog Lovers Unite and Have a Good Laugh
I've always thought I wanted a dog and after reading this book I couldn't be happier that I don't. Acral lick dermatitis...gross, no thank you!
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